Underwear

Last Sunday a dear friend of ours took the kids and kept them overnight. As I was packing their bag, Spirit came in the room:

Spirit: "Did you pack enough underwear?"

Me: "Well, what do you mean by enough? I put 2 in here, one to change into and a second pair just in case."

Spirit: "Good! 'cause Michelle always makes us change our underwear. EVERDAY mom. Can you believe that ever-y-day!!!"

Me: "I make you change everyday."

Spirit: "Well, I don't change."

Me: "WHAT?"

Spirit: "Well, not everyday. And besides, you and dad don't change everyday"

Me: "Yesssss, we do!"

Spirit: "Well, maybe dad does, but you don't."

Me: "WHAT? Yesssssssss I DO!!!"

Spirit: "hmmmm. ok"

Then Lady Bug pipes up (keep in mind she is only 2 1/2 so what does she know?): "Mom. You don't has underwear."

I give up!!!