Monday, October 15, 2007

Hand Washing Nazi

So my office just moved to a new space last week. In the course of a week I have been "watching" a fight between some women unfold. I do not know these women. I am not sure if the women involved even know who they are fighting with.
By Wednesday or Thursday of last week I noticed a sign on the paper towel dispenser saying something to the effect that "someone has been caught NOT washing their hands after going to the bathroom." I immediately thought back to myself but I always wash my hands so I didn't think it could be me. Then on Friday of last week there was another sign on the door with hand washing tips, such as, turn water on, wet hands, add soap and scrub for 20 seconds, etc. Today, I noticed a new sign. Taped right next to the "tips" sign is a sign that read something to the effect of "Dear Handwashing Nazi: Last I knew NOT washing or WASHING my hands is a constitutional right."
Well now, I guess I can sigh with relief that it for sure isn't me that isn't washing my hands since the obvious culprit is now posting her own signs.
The things women will fight about!!

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