Lady Bug

In the last week or so Lady Bug has said and done some funny things:

We were eating burritos the other night and her beans starting coming out the end. Since she has two big brothers sitting across from her, they loudly announced that her burrito was pooping. She started crying and told me to throw it away. I asked why we needed to throw it away, it was perfectly fine to just keep eating it. "No!" she said "It has poop on it."

Mr. Man was in the bathroom. She knocked and said she needed a tissue. He opened the door, just enough to slide the tissue through and she pushed on the door. She said "Do you have to poop or just pee?" (you can tell she is recently potty trained!) He told her he had to poop so she squatted down and said "Let me see." Mr. Man was completely horrified.... I laughed!

We have one of those potty seats that sits directly on the toilet, but we had taken it with us to a friend's house and forgot it there. Before we could go get it back, Lady Bug had to use the toilet. I told her I would just hold her on the toilet. She started to cry a little bit and said "but my tiny hiney will fall in!" -- tiny hiney? Where did she get that one??? Made me laugh though!